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Hey Joe Nobody, You Aren't Invited To These Dating Apps

Posted on March 05 2016

Swipe Left? Swipe Right? How about not swipe at all? What? The ugly truth is that finding love is a commodity. In fact, it’s a luxury today. Are you trying to take steps toward getting engaged quickly through technology? Hey, no one is knocking you. That’s how the world works these days with our busy lives. Side note, our lives are too busy because of too much technology, but that’s for another day. Anyways, many people don’t know that the dating world doesn't completely revolve around Match, Tinder, OkCupid, and Farmers Only. The United States is filled with lots and lots of “important people”, and these people wouldn't get caught with their pants down on free and open dating sites…come on now! After all, a guy that works at the local Domino’s has no business matching with a Reality Star! So where are these Robin Thicke wanna-bees search for love?



Did you go to school at Harvard or Yale? Well, then this app is for you. Sparkology is for the Ivy League-esque scholars and verified grads from around the world. You can only join if you're invited by the site's team or referred by a current member. Guess what else? Guys have to pony up a virtual currency to initiate conversation with a girl.  Oh, and there’s more…the app provides a concierge service that will help’s plan out entire date. This app gets an A+ on our report card.


Luxy is a well-known no-strings-attached app for pretentious, cell-centered wealthy singles.  Its verification process involves evaluating your income to see if you are a fit for Luxy.  Man, this world is shallow.



Raya states that their app is for “celebrities" and “influencers”. And talk about pretentious…you are graded by your overall Instagram influence combined with who recommended you to the app, just like a golf country club. The application process isn't short either. In addition, any attempt to screenshot a profile will get you expelled from the app.

Known past or current members: Kelly Osbourne, Patrick Schwarzenegger, Elijah Wood, Trevor Noah.


The League

This app int really for the rich and famous per say, maybe just for their daughters who happen to also be in a sorority. The app’s algorithm is very strange though where maintains the community’s well-balanced and high-quality status while hiding you from friends, business connections, and coworkers.

The Inner Circle

The Inner Circle actually focus’s outside of the ‘Merica on ambitious European party boys and party girls. It's a strict invite only network based in London who screens their applicants to see if they fit their exclusive community. The cool thing about this app and brand is that they throw exclusive invite-only events for users around Europe.


Do you know of any other exclusive apps that help others find their perfect someone? Let us know via a comment.


  • Ayesha Heart: May 03, 2016

    Never heard of these too. Maybe some of my friends will be interested in these :) Thanks for sharing!

  • Jaimie Felix: April 24, 2016

    First time to hear these sites. Dont have any plans in visiting… Haha! Ty for sharing tho. :)

  • Kathy Kenny Ngo: April 24, 2016

    Well I never heard of these dating apps but then again I wouldn’t qualify anyway haha. It’s really different nowadays.

  • Melissa Bernardo : April 23, 2016

    I have never heard about any of these! There sure is a lot of them out there!

  • Colette S: April 23, 2016

    I didn’t even know about most of these!
    That is definitely a strong list.
    Thanks for sharing.

  • Mardene Carr: April 23, 2016

    So not a fan of online dating. I know persons have found the love of their lives online but I am not about to take that chance. I am way to chicken

  • MsCrookedHalo: April 22, 2016

    So let me get off my butt and become a bona fide influencer so I can join Raya! LMAO.

    And these guys keep wondering why they keep finding gold diggers and women looking for the MRS degree. Geesh.

  • Ana Fernandez: April 21, 2016

    I have never tried this before but im glad that there are alternatives for those who are interested

  • Patrice: April 21, 2016

    Never heard of these apps for dating. I will share with friends who are available for dating.

  • Shannon Peterson: April 21, 2016

    My cousin loves tinder, but that one freaks me out a little bit!

  • Lexie: April 21, 2016

    Never heard that before. I am always against in discrimination.

  • berlin: April 21, 2016

    This is interesting though I haven’t tried any of the mentioned sites. I heard about Tinder a lot from my young office mates before.

  • Sage: April 21, 2016

    I’ve tried a couple of the mass market dating sites, and it wasn’t for me. I eventually met my husband on an upscale European dating site.

  • E H: April 21, 2016

    I am not available for dates, but I am thankful you put up this list! I think it is great there are all these resources available nowadays, for any kind of taste and so many choices!

  • Michelle Gwynn JOnes: April 21, 2016

    I used to belong to a site where you had to have a graduate degree (and only in certain fields) to join. I can’t say that I liked those guys any better.

  • Elizabeth O.: April 20, 2016

    I’ve never heard of any of these dating apps before and well, it’s not like I’m missing anything by what I read. Lol. That’s just really shallow and very discriminating!

  • amy jones: April 20, 2016

    Well… what do you know?… i was happy using tinder, no wonder why i haven’t found my blue prince hehehe

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